The naming of the DEVIL....

To many of those who know her, this new name would seem inappropriate, out of place and to a certain few it might even seem preposterous. To me!, it is apt and perfect.
I don't remember exactly what happened that night except for the fact that I was sad. Me being sad and depressed!- nothing unusual. she talking to me on the phone- nothing unusual. The unusual part was that she was trying to cheer me up and to a person who is only used to pulling my leg, it was a little difficult , actually pretty difficult. Nothing worked and after a while she resorted to doing what she was best at! and that is pulling my leg. As far as my knowledge stretches and in this case it stretches to the end of the universe - she knows very well that I would do anything for an Ice-cream or non-veggie food! but she still.....

SHE : today while coming home from office our car stopped at 'almond house' and my colleagues bought haleem!
G: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
SHE: and then we ate ice-cream...
G: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

and she was happily laughing away to glory! it was at this very moment that it came out of my mouth...

G: you are a DEVIL!

when i said her that she was a devil, i never had any intentions of giving her a new name, that name!. but she would never stop pulling my leg. Come on! damn it! I am the one who pulls everyones leg and here was one who was pulling mine and I shamelessly was laughing. But that did lighten my mood and for this, from that very day she became my DEVIL, DEVIL in a cute way!

It has not been more than a week since i gave her this name but i already kind of got accustomed to it!

Now, coming to those certain kind of people who think i being ridiculous when naming her a DEVIL- you all just don't know how she troubles me, though i kind of enjoy it.
we(me and the DEVIL) have a lot in common- smart, intelligent, ambitious, bubbly, talkative and of course charming. But there are somethings at which she is different- she is honest, sincere and hardworking and me well!, i am G. But there is a certain quality in her that irks me the most. Its the way she talks, especially to me. Its never direct, never to the point. I ask her a question and after that i have to ask her a set of questions before I get the answer to the first one and that too if I am manage to ask her that many questions without losing track of what and why it is happening. Usually I am lost half way through, lost in a maze that I create when I ask her so many questions. Can you believe it! I am lost in the maze that I create! damn it!. I end up pulling my hair and making a mess of myself mentally. It then takes a very careful and precise approach for me to track back and reach exactly where I started. And by this time it is usually too late and the DEVIL is already fast asleep. By the next morning, the question is lost in the vastness of time and the creativeness of her talk.
It will fill my entire hard-disk, if I ever tried to store the unanswered questions and the questions that are a by product of the former and the back tracking process, all on physical memory.
I once managed to ask her, why she talks like that when I am around and ....

DEVIL: do I?

and that flushes another of my questions down the 'unanswered questions' gutter.

She is a DEVIL!!!....