G, Devan, The Rat and The Welfare Secretary.

Before you assume anything, let me make myself clear to you. I am not an animal hater, I have never violated any blue cross guidelines and I have no past history with the rat involved. I did not entice the rat and did no harm to it as it wreaked havoc. I could do nothing more because all that is expected of me is to complaint the situation to the higher authorities and i decided so be it.

I decided to approach my close friend and the maintenance secretary(Devan) and...

G: devaaaa! There was a f-ingly huge rat in my cupboard and it damaged two travel bags, my closet door and it troubled me so much.
Deva: OH shit!
G: I want full compensation.
Deva: what do you want?
G: I want the rat to be hanged until death and when I say hanged, I mean by its tail!
Deva: oh! come on! It could be hanged but till death wont be done.
G: ok, then I get to slap it five times.
Deva: ok! slap it five times. Ask the welfare secretary to kick start the interrogation proceedings.

and so accompanied by Devan I approached the Welfare secretary(WS). I explained my entire case to him and....

WS: I will look into the matter.
G: what do you mean- you will look into the matter? I demand full justice.
WS: See... both of you are under my constituency. So I cannot ignore one(me) and accuse the other(rat) without proof!
G: so what are your plans?
WS: I will put my best team on this; catch the rat; interrogate it and bring him to trial before the judge(Warden)
**silence for a couple of minutes.**
WS: But I have no leads...
G: now what? you want me to describe the rat for you?
WS: that could help us a lot and give us a head start.
G: good! make it fast, I can't wait to slap the rat.
WS: wait! wait! you get to do that only after the rat has been proved guilty.
G: Oh! come on!

after a couple more formalities and a session with the artist, the scene for the man hunt has been somewhat set.

WS: (via facebook ) Attention all units, a photo of the rogue rat is being uploaded onto the wall. I want the perimeter to be secured and every one thoroughly checked. Every unit tag itself onto the photo and comment below.
one minute later- fifteen tags and fifteen comments that read- ROGER THAT.

four hours later

WS on IITP news: The manhunt for the rogue rat has just ended successfully, and as we speak it is being transferred to a secure facility for further interrogation.

three more hours later

WS on IITP news: now that we have spoken to the rat and have inquired several key witnesses belonging to both parties, we firmly believe that the rat is not guilty and the same has been reported to G. He has decided to press charges against the rat and has appointed Devan as his legal advisor.
IITP reporter: So what will happen to the rat?
WS: the rat rights protection association chief spoke to me a short while ago and we have decided that i will lead the case against these heartless humans.
IITP reporter: but that means you are going to fight not one but against two people who belong to your constituency.
WS: I am going to fight two heartless, cruel egoists. To me the welfare of the rat association is more important than these two.

The date of the trial arrives, the case has been presented before the judge(WARDEN) and....
Deva: Your honor! The damage done to the two travel bags , the closet door and to my clients pride is no small offence and we demand full justice.
Warden: your point has been noted. 'WS' you now may proceed
WS: you honor, my client was never responsible for what happened. It always fed on remains of the mess food and thankfully to the students, it always had plenty to suffice with and hence it has managed to remain more healthy than G. But because the students have been boycotting the mess since a couple of days, no food has been cooked there and hence nothing for my client here to eat. It had no option but to search for food and it came to the most meanest student's room without the slightest idea that it would be locked in the cupboard for eight hours and tortured by G.
Deva: this is ridiculous!
Warden: do you accept the accusation - that you locked the rat in for eight hours.
G: I had no idea it was there.
WS: note this point your honor!

Warden: Based on rat-tarian grounds, it has been decided that the rat has only been trespassing and it has be relieved of all other accusations. The case thus has been declared closed and the rat is being warned not to enter the hostel building premises and to stick to the mess surroundings!. G is fined three kilos of cheese for that rat for the un-humanly act.

Devan: come on!
G: come on!
warden: yes come on! lets go have our dinner!